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'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

An early space launch attempt.

Pull the udder one

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'Can he come out and play?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'This is a real barnburner.'

I've located your problem, luv!

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

GLOO!

Farmer's credit.

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Sheep Escalator

'Ab Lawsons cholesterol farm'

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."