Futuristic Farmer Pillows

Where steel wool comes from.

Remote control sheepdog

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Yup, I like these self-driving cattle. Google.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Cows of the Future!

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Niche Extracurriculars

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Cow Pilot.

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

Biotechnology in agriculture

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

Ab Lawson's Genetic Engineering Farm

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

Dept. de Philosophie

A Protractor.

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

"I need this grant to start my chicken farm."