Farm Life Fun Pillows

Yoga Cow

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Dedication to excellence....

You complete me!

"Static cling."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

You must un-learn bowel control!

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Cheesie Rider

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"Can you keep a secret?"