Farm Life Fun Pillows

Yoga Cow

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Cow Pinatas

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Dedication to excellence....

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Static cling."

No, I don

You complete me!

'Bless You.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

Twitter that!

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

You must un-learn bowel control!

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Cheesie Rider

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."