Festive Farm Enthusiast Mugs

Hooves and wrapping paper don't mix, my friend!

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Country Bumpkin.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Cow of BEEF

'Can he come out and play?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Do kids eat free?"

'The sty is falling!!'

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Moo-Magrams Exams

'This is a real barnburner.'

I've located your problem, luv!

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Dogs and Chickens

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

The Taming of the Ewe

Cow yin yang spots.