Rural Fun-seeker Prints

Look lively ladies! We have 2 milk poachers at 3 o'clock!

Chase me, chase me cows.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Cow's straw

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Twitter that!

Tractor Racing

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

A rainbow umbrella

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

French Animal Noises.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

I've been doing sit-ups!

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

Scrooge McCow

Boxing Snowmen.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Furtive Milking

'The home E-commerce business is doing well, but he misses his little friends at the office.'