Farm Dreamer Mugs

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

The night cows fell on Alabama.

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

Agricultural Psychology

One day she was going to travel the world.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Raptures

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

An English Gold Field

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

The Snowcow

"Captain, there appears to be an invisible force field between the gate posts that is preventing us from entering the next pasture!"

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

The Rudges' peaceful home

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Just another day at Helium Farm

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape