Dreamers Of The Agrarian Lifestyle T-Shirts

"Gosh, now we can afford to go into farming."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Raptures

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

COWS: Cow Pong

Agricultural Psychology

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

The Snowcow

"Captain, there appears to be an invisible force field between the gate posts that is preventing us from entering the next pasture!"

"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing."

The Rudges' peaceful home

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Pastoral Choirs

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

'C'mon, let's get married! Just imagine - our kids could fly over the moon!'

Rabbit painting a chicken with a light bulb over its head

Where we get veggie burgers

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

Git Rich Quik Skeem - Only $1,000,000.

'Why can't I do that?' 'You will...some day...maybe...when pigs fly.'

Cow puts salad dressing on grass.

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

'Well there hasn't been a ring yet! But he did say that we were going to look at bridle wear - so, I know what that means. . . he loves me, Joanne.'

'Grandma, show me the chicken's nuggets!'

'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'

"Why did the farmer cross the road?"

I'm going medieval on your ass!

A chicken draws a happy face on an egg.