Agrarian At Heart T-Shirts

"If you lot can't learn to fly soon you will have to go into politics."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Milking the Cow.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Cow Pilot.

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

Cow outboard engine

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Free Range Cows.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

Your Country Needs MOO!

Snowman carrot substitute.

The Farmer Sutra.

Branding Consultant

The Rural Bidet...

"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."

"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing."

The Rudges' peaceful home

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

COW. JUST COW.

'Of course the Smiths have more than we do. His wife works.'

The herd of hearing.

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

Dairy farmer looking for staff.

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

"Your grass looks great."

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

'Humor him. He thinks his girlfriend is a pinup girl.'