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The Rudges' peaceful home

Punk Reindeer

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Cheesie Rider

300 cows in a field...grazing!

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Fresh off the Farm.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Free Range Cows.

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

You and your alternative pregnancy.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

Branding Consultant

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Snowman carrot substitute.

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

COW. JUST COW.

'Ol' MacDonald cut the cheese, EI EI OH! MY GOD!'