Agrarian Lifestyle Fan Gifts

The Rudges' peaceful home

Punk Reindeer

Milking the Cow.

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Cheesie Rider

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Fresh off the Farm.

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

Branding Consultant

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

Snowman carrot substitute.

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Free Range Cows.

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

COW. JUST COW.

I put little hats on them to attract investors. Small-cap stock!

'Ol' MacDonald cut the cheese, EI EI OH! MY GOD!'