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'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

Shakespeare Project

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

"Vote for me!"

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

The Rudges' peaceful home

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

'Oh, I didn't know we had a mating call!'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

"If an election were held tomorrow, which party would you vote for?" "The wine and cheese party."

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

"A little to the left. No, too far. Go back three inches and straight down."

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

"Democrats and Republicans agreeing?! The end times have arrived!"

Dumbstruck 'More tea and cack Sheryl' - Two flies share high tea

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'Bush said Iraq is NOT in a civil war because there have been no sightings of 'Union' or 'Confederate' army flags.'

"We're going to plead infected bladder."

"The government certainly isn't wasting our hard earned tax money...we're tax evaders!"

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

"So, what seems to be the problem?"

"Ignore them... Meow... Meow! Wuff! Wuff-wuff."