Agrarian Comedy Fan Prints

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

Shakespeare Project

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

"Vote for me!"

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

The Rudges' peaceful home

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

'Oh, I didn't know we had a mating call!'

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

'Your eating in bed is really getting out of hand.'

"If an election were held tomorrow, which party would you vote for?" "The wine and cheese party."

'It all sounds very nice...But I'm a bit busy. Have you tried the shepherds behind the hill?'

"When you've been farming as long as I have,you just kinda know when a cow's ready for milking."

'Those plug in air-fresheners seem to do the trick.'

Dumbstruck 'More tea and cack Sheryl' - Two flies share high tea

"A little to the left. No, too far. Go back three inches and straight down."

When the Easter Bunny uses eggs from pasture raised chickens he puts them all around the yard, otherwise he clusters them together.

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

"Democrats and Republicans agreeing?! The end times have arrived!"

Service and Emotional Support Animals...

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"The government certainly isn't wasting our hard earned tax money...we're tax evaders!"

"We're going to plead infected bladder."

"Ignore them... Meow... Meow! Wuff! Wuff-wuff."