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Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Clandestine cows.

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

COWS: Spare cow

They're Brazillian!

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

Number 1, check your grass to air ratio!

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"