Agrarian Jokesters Pillows

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Clandestine cows.

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

COWS: Spare cow

They're Brazillian!

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

"Oh lord, I think we're in a Japanese horror movie!"

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

"Oh no. Not the niblets."