Festive Farm Fan Pillows

Christmas pudding flies fly around Rudolf's bottom.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Santa does a keg stand.

Yoyo sheep

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"I love these old decorations!"

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Meet Santa's entourage

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'