Animal Farming Fan Pillows

"That's the problem with buying a new cow. All this darn packaging!"

Yoyo sheep

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

The worm that churned!

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Wild Cow.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Niche Extracurriculars

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Money Tree

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.