Animal Farm Fan Pillows

"You know you have my support on pork and beans, but where do you stand on chicken and dumplings?"

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

'They said, 'you'll be rich when pigs fly.' Well, swine flu, and I'm still broke!'

"Don't worry,lads. We're ready for them."

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Well, that one got away."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

The worm that churned!

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Milkin' Impossible

'Hang on a minute...'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

1,572 Performances.

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'Sheep striptease'.

#FAIL

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!