Animal Farm Fan Mugs

"You know you have my support on pork and beans, but where do you stand on chicken and dumplings?"

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

"Don't worry,lads. We're ready for them."

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

1,572 Performances.

Milkin' Impossible

The worm that churned!

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'Hang on a minute...'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'Sheep striptease'.

#FAIL

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'Shaken, not stirred.'

A mother and baby yak