Family Farm Fan Mugs

"You need to stop thinking about your family's dairy farm. Not all of these are Holsteins."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Yoyo sheep

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Milkin' Impossible

Wild Cow.

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'Hang on a minute...'

1,572 Performances.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."