Family Farm Fan Mugs

"You need to stop thinking about your family's dairy farm. Not all of these are Holsteins."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Yoyo sheep

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Milkin' Impossible

Wild Cow.

'Hang on a minute...'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

1,572 Performances.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."