Farm Humor Aficionado Pillows

Cow drink 'Cud' next to Cow drinking 'Cud Light'

I see we've hit our 'default' setting!

I know you wanted that one, dear, but they're all the same.

I love these guys! They make us look good!

A Cow Reversing

'By my count, Farmer Brown has stolen seven hundred and six of my unborn chicks!'

Don't you just hate the smell of old people?!

Are you copying my 'moves'?

Here we have the 'Poop' and over there is the 'Poopmobile'!

'Wow - poultry in motion!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Milking the Cow.

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"Static cling."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"I'm an enigma!"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Food fight!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Start talking."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."