Farmyard Funny Pillows

Chicken Holding a Balloon with One Written on it

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Dedication to excellence....

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"I'm an enigma!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"Start talking."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

Tropical Cow Tank

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

"Is that a new watch?"

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'Let's see... two clucks, three baas, one quack, two oinks, and eight neighs- once again, the neighs have it.'

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'