Farmyard Funny Pillows

Chicken Holding a Balloon with One Written on it

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Dedication to excellence....

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"I'm an enigma!"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

"Start talking."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

Tropical Cow Tank

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

"Is that a new watch?"

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'Let's see... two clucks, three baas, one quack, two oinks, and eight neighs- once again, the neighs have it.'

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''