Farmer Humor Fan Gifts

"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

A sure sign of rain

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Dedication to excellence....

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Static cling."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"I'm an enigma!"

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Grassy breath?

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

'She says her stomachs ache.'