Small Town Aficionados T-Shirts

Spotcheck: Big city crime comes to Midville.

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Abacus.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

A skier and a paraglider

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

Tenafly International Film Festival

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Right Here

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

The pop-up book of fighters

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

Speed Checked By Radar.

Workers constructing barcodes

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"Hey, I like this town!"

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

"After lunch, we're just going to sit around and watch you guys play lacrosse."

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

"I'm nostalgic for the print media."

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."