Small Town Appreciator T-Shirts

Welcome signs 'Mediocre, Illinois, home of absolutely nothing at all'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Things I love about Powell River...

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Tenafly International Film Festival

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Bird Song.

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

'Hey Wayne!'

"Have you got it in beige?"

Heaven's Way

What's the best way to stop your milk from going sour?

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'Thank you.'

Miniature removal van in miniature village

"I think I'll call the new foal Bill. . .He's due at the end of the month."

'Rock beats Scissors!'

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

Grazing