Parking Ticket Critic Gifts

'Fixing parking tickets is a local matter.'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Nice park. . .

No Double Parking

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

'After you finish validating me,could you validate my parking receipt,doctor?'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

NHS parking meter being taken into A&E - 'It's been beaten up!'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Parking

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

Brookstick Clamp

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

"He lost his Season Ticket."

Parking.

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

Parking in front of a puzzle and games company.

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

"He was only here as a visitor, but collapsed when he saw the car park charges."

"Is that your smoke alarm beeping?"

Traffic warden using magnifying glass to see if a car is parked on yellow lines.

'I want just enough work done so I'll qualify for Handicapped Parking.'

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

We all make mistakes but you made a whopper - you took my parking space.