Parking Gifts

Jurassic Parking Lot

"I don't reimburse. I validate. I listen and acknowledge how difficult it was for you to find a place to park."

Devil's Parking Meter.

'I'm not stealing your parking space...We're sharing.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

'Panic stations! Parking dilemma!'

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

"But there's a huge sinkhole in that spot!"

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Golf club with handicap parking.

"...and don't forget to feed the meter in half an hour."

Parking

'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'

"Ten cents for a lousy five minutes", I thought, bitterly reflecting on a gentler time, when a single dime used to get me parking and a newspaper with enough left over to bribe the meter maid to let me off easy on my very first parking violation.

Solution to road sign.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

'Actually we have nothing against visitors from outer space. . . but you're taking a parking space!'

'Do we have to go? This is the best parking space I've ever gotten. . . if we leave, someone else will get it, and I won't have it anymore.'

'I don't care if he was the King of England, he owes us 528 years of parking charges.'

'Eureka! There it is! The perfect parking spot! Turn left and it's on your right side. But hurry!'

Nice bit of parking! If you don't mind not getting out of the car!

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

'I invented the parking ticket.'

"Look at that brand-new building! I hear it has a cafeteria, a lounge and valet parking! I have to go!"

Downtown Self-Esteem.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Cross Platform.

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Stuck SUVs

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

'Also, could you either validate my parking ticket or give me change for the meter?'

'Even after death, Fred refused to retire from the garage.'