Parking Pillows

"I don't reimburse. I validate. I listen and acknowledge how difficult it was for you to find a place to park."

Devil's Parking Meter.

'I'm not stealing your parking space...We're sharing.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

'Panic stations! Parking dilemma!'

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'

Nice bit of parking! If you don't mind not getting out of the car!

'I don't care if he was the King of England, he owes us 528 years of parking charges.'

'Do we have to go? This is the best parking space I've ever gotten. . . if we leave, someone else will get it, and I won't have it anymore.'

'Actually we have nothing against visitors from outer space. . . but you're taking a parking space!'

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

Solution to road sign.

"Ten cents for a lousy five minutes", I thought, bitterly reflecting on a gentler time, when a single dime used to get me parking and a newspaper with enough left over to bribe the meter maid to let me off easy on my very first parking violation.

"...and don't forget to feed the meter in half an hour."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Golf club with handicap parking.

Parking

'Even after death, Fred refused to retire from the garage.'

'Also, could you either validate my parking ticket or give me change for the meter?'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

Stuck SUVs

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Cross Platform.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Downtown Self-Esteem.

'I invented the parking ticket.'

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

"Hard luck, car showrooms don't count!"

Take a chance - Residents permits.

'...and don't forget to put 10p in the meter at half past two.'

"Bummer, Phil. You must have forgotten to feed the meter."