Parking Policies Pillows

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Jurassic Parking Lot

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

No Double Parking

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

'2 hours! I ain't parked here but 45 minutes.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

Explanation #23 for why you seem to get a parking ticket the instant your meter expires.

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"What are you doing??"

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Parking meter holdup

'Don't even think of parking here!'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

You said this transfer would be a great opportunity for me! Parking Patrol. No, I said you'd be able to write your own ticket.

Ace Towing.

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Cross Platform.

Parking validation

No parking here. You will be toad.

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.