Parking Policies Prints

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'2 hours! I ain't parked here but 45 minutes.'

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

Explanation #23 for why you seem to get a parking ticket the instant your meter expires.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"What are you doing??"

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'Don't even think of parking here!'

Parking meter holdup

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

No parking here. You will be toad.

Ace Towing.

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

Parking validation

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Cross Platform.

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

Parking downtown is getting harder and harder.

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.