Parking Law Gifts

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

'Driving without a flag?'

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

Deer Crossing.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

All-way stops.

Cross Platform.

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

Parking validation

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

"Do you know why I stopped you, sir?"