Parking Regulations Gifts

Zoning in Force

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Dog Crossing

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

'Driving without a flag?'

At the gallery of Fine Art.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Deer Crossing.

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'Can't you read?'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

Parking validation

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.