Parking Regulations Gifts

Zoning in Force

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Jurassic Parking Lot

Dog Crossing

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'Driving without a flag?'

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

Deer Crossing.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'Can't you read?'

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

Cross Platform.

Parking validation

Cake Shop: Parking Meter