Park Service Gifts

A day in the life of a Forest Fire Fighting Crew.

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Little boys

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

Ballet Parking.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Valet (ballet) parking.

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

Clearing up medals.

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

You said this transfer would be a great opportunity for me! Parking Patrol. No, I said you'd be able to write your own ticket.

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

Cross Platform.

Parking validation

Spiritualist Society Parking

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.