Parking Manager Prints

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Fingleworth, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Nice park. . .

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Ballet Parking.

Valet (ballet) parking.

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

Meter Maid

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

A hiker in the wilderness encounters a suggestion box.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

Spiritualist Society Parking

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

'He was run over by our home. We live in a mobile home park.'

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

You said this transfer would be a great opportunity for me! Parking Patrol. No, I said you'd be able to write your own ticket.

Please do not feed the attendant.