Car Park Manager Prints

'You're in luck. We just got an opening.'

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

Meter Maid

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

Dry Paint

A hiker in the wilderness encounters a suggestion box.

'He was run over by our home. We live in a mobile home park.'

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"Ooooohhhh, that feels so good. Now, down and a little to the right, please."

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

What's the idea taking up my parking space?

'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'

"What's the ticket for? I'm just feeding the meter."

'You know, King Richard here hasn't paid for his parking space since 1485. Who do I send the bill to?'

Potholes.

'Who should I call first? 911 or the parking lot manager?'

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

"No, this is parking wardens' heaven you need lost persons' heaven."

Florence was known as The Lady with the Clamp

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

Sign, Keep off.

'Tell Dr. Swan his car is resting comfortably.'

The parking garage figured out how to have an endless stream of revenue.

"Have you noticed dogs don't try to cover their business anymore, after they do it?"

'Can I interest you in fake Rolexes, pirated DVDs or validated parking receipts?'

'Do you think the car pool manager will notice ?'

Car tickets