Parking Management Staff Prints

What's the idea taking up my parking space?

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Nice park. . .

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Ballet Parking.

No Double Parking

Valet (ballet) parking.

'No more mergers until I get this one cleaned up.'

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

'2 hours! I ain't parked here but 45 minutes.'

Meter Maid

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

"What are you doing??"

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

Explanation #23 for why you seem to get a parking ticket the instant your meter expires.

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

Parking meter holdup

'Don't even think of parking here!'

Nobody takes care of the carpeting here so I have to. You're filling a vacuum!

No parking here. You will be toad.