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'I'm sorry, but everyone is out of the office right now, looking for a parking space.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

Parking validation

Cross Platform.

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

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St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

Reserved for Employee of the Month. You're a temp worker --- That's not the same thing as "employee of the month"!

'I invented the parking ticket.'

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'