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'I'm sorry, but everyone is out of the office right now, looking for a parking space.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Parking validation

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Cross Platform.

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

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"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

'I invented the parking ticket.'

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."