Parking Fee Analyst Gifts

'I think I see why attendance has been down.'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"Your bill includes a 10% surcharge that goes towards raising awareness of the rampant overcharging in the legal fraternity."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

NHS parking meter being taken into A&E - 'It's been beaten up!'

Mousehole Parking

"Sorry, I can't make it tonight - I have too good a parking sport."

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

"While you were trying to work it out we got clamped."

Moses Parking

A day in the life of a Forest Fire Fighting Crew.

"He was only here as a visitor, but collapsed when he saw the car park charges."

"No, this is parking wardens' heaven you need lost persons' heaven."

'I want just enough work done so I'll qualify for Handicapped Parking.'

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

'Fixing parking tickets is a local matter.'

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

Cheap Parking

" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth

"It doesn't say anything about age."

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

"Your estimated arrival time is 6:38. . . but you won't find parking until 7:04."

Parking Lot Dare

"Sorry, I'm holding this space till I can find a bank to give me a car loan."

'Couldn't you forget your job just for one day!'

"Do you have a license for that, Sir?"