Fuel Fee Fighter T-Shirts

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas eyedropper.

The New Modern-Day Lament.

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

'So like, what's your monkey man?'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Low oil prices.

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

'I've broken down next to the bakery on the high street. . . I ran out of petrol when I was trying to find more petrol. . . and to top it off, I only have enough change on me for a cold pasty.'

Some working people at the end of the month!

Transporter Strikes in Spain

Man in gas guzzler has a 'Go Green' registration.

Back to coal

"He's completely addicted to oil - we'll have to do something. . ."

'When you said you were getting me a hybrid for transportation, I had envisioned something else.'

"He was only here as a visitor, but collapsed when he saw the car park charges."

"I don't think it was a mirage..."

Warning! Gas Prices Are Dangerous For Your Blood Pressure!

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Petrol Suicide

'Harold stopped looking for a job to protest the price of gasoline.'

'I see that when your car needed gas, at the station you saw the latest hike in gas prices...leaving your car there, you started hiking toward your destination.'

"I can't believe the cost of fuel! I save gas by car pooling. I drove my car into a pool. Now I walk!"

"Now I wish the war had been about the oil."

'How else am I supposed to afford gas for my SUV?'

Gigantic Oil Co - Raking it in at your Expense since 1950.