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Cost of Fuel

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Filling up.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

If Ghosts Were Real

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas Prices

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Fat Reduction Clinic.

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

Oil tanker and refinery.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"

Huge capitalist man gulping down barrels of oil

'They don't seem to appreciate that we've added 30% ethanol to the oil.'

Financing Available

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump'! There's a lot of it going around!'

Briquettes

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

"We're tolerably self sufficient. Alistair, for example, makes all our own petrol."