Fuel Frustration Fighter T-Shirts

Pounding speeds up the computer.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

US Energy Needs.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Snake in the grass...

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

I love my motor.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'Do you have poop points?'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Fat Reduction Clinic.

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

Oil tanker and refinery.

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"

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