Fuel Frustration Fighter Gifts

Fuel prices are outrageous. Its pure price gouging. People are furious. I won't stand idly by. I'm taking action! But you love seeing consumers exploited. Right. That's why I don't want to be left out. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. This end up.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'Do you have poop points?'

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Fat Reduction Clinic.

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

Oil tanker and refinery.

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"