Frustrated Fuel Fighter Gifts

"I think it's our gas bill."

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'No it's still not fixed'

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

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Hourglass earth - time running out

Self-Assembly Bookcase

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

Solar Storm Expected!

'I think I should take my hubby for counselling. . . his brain and hands aren't on talking terms.'

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Tired Guys

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

Road signs.

"The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly."

Russia cuts Nord Stream

Struggling with unwilling computers.

Independence Day

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

'Wow, I really feel better already!'

Fuel prices are outrageous. Its pure price gouging. People are furious. I won't stand idly by. I'm taking action! But you love seeing consumers exploited. Right. That's why I don't want to be left out. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. This end up.