Frustrated Fuel Fighter Pillows

"I think it's our gas bill."

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'No it's still not fixed'

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

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Self-Assembly Bookcase

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

Hourglass earth - time running out

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

Solar Storm Expected!

'I think I should take my hubby for counselling. . . his brain and hands aren't on talking terms.'

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Self Checkout

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

Tired Guys

Road signs.

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

Struggling with unwilling computers.

Russia cuts Nord Stream

Independence Day

"The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly."

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

'Wow, I really feel better already!'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

"Big coal is getting restless."