Fuel Price Fighters T-Shirts

Gas prices.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

It's the biofuel generation.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas eyedropper.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Low oil prices.

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

Transporter Strikes in Spain

'I've broken down next to the bakery on the high street. . . I ran out of petrol when I was trying to find more petrol. . . and to top it off, I only have enough change on me for a cold pasty.'

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

Some working people at the end of the month!

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

Warning! Gas Prices Are Dangerous For Your Blood Pressure!

Vulture oil inc.

"I don't think it was a mirage..."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'I see that when your car needed gas, at the station you saw the latest hike in gas prices...leaving your car there, you started hiking toward your destination.'

Gas Prices Down

"I can't believe the cost of fuel! I save gas by car pooling. I drove my car into a pool. Now I walk!"

Petrol Suicide

"This must be 'over the hill to the poorhouse'!'

'Fill it up with last months gas. You know, the stuff that was twenty cents cheaper.'

"Now I wish the war had been about the oil."