Parking Inspector T-Shirts

"Do you have a license for that, Sir?"

Warning: Any car found parked outside this building will be clumped.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

Nice park. . .

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

No Double Parking

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'2 hours! I ain't parked here but 45 minutes.'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"What are you doing??"

Explanation #23 for why you seem to get a parking ticket the instant your meter expires.

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'Don't even think of parking here!'

Parking meter holdup

Ace Towing.

You said this transfer would be a great opportunity for me! Parking Patrol. No, I said you'd be able to write your own ticket.

Cake Shop: Parking Meter

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'I think I see why attendance has been down.'

No parking here. You will be toad.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."