Parking Space Detective Gifts

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"OK then smartypants, if the universe is expanding, how come I still can't find a parking space?"

Jurassic Parking Lot

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"What are you in for?"

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

Valet parking.

You said this transfer would be a great opportunity for me! Parking Patrol. No, I said you'd be able to write your own ticket.

'I became an astronaut for the sex, and now you tell me it's forbidden!'

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

"I was merely signifying - don't give me two tickets."

"No, this is parking wardens' heaven you need lost persons' heaven."

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

Cheap Parking

" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

'I am sorry, it's not a supernova after all - it's an ordinary UFO!'

"It doesn't say anything about age."

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth

Life in cities before towing ordinances were enacted.

Park: Sorry Full.

"Looks like acid."

Cars falling off top of multistorey car park to 'overflow car park'.