Parking Space Ponderer Gifts

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Here's the parking lot."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

As she left the mall, Audrey found a way to rake in some cash.

Valet parking.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Reserved for Employee of the Month. You're a temp worker --- That's not the same thing as "employee of the month"!

Fish with Scuba Gear

'Brilliant idea of yours Perkins to ensure that staff arrive on time - for thirty employees, only 20 parking spaces!'

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

"OK then smartypants, if the universe is expanding, how come I still can't find a parking space?"

"Remember, we still have to complain about these beautiful sixty degree days when it turns seventy."

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

'You may as well leave a note! You've been caught on tape...'

Good Cop, Bad Cop Parking Space

Park: Sorry Full.

Life in cities before towing ordinances were enacted.

General hospital car park. Warning! Thieves operate in this area.

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

"It doesn't say anything about age."

Cheap Parking

" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

"For your convenience, there's a parking garage just next door."