Parking Garage Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift for your parking garage ponderer? Whether they relish in quiet moments of thought amidst concrete corridors or love quirky, clever designs, our collection is perfect for sparking a smile. These gifts combine humor with a touch of reflection, offering a fun way to acknowledge their unique personality. Ideal for those who find inspiration in the everyday, our products turn parking garage musings into charming keepsakes that will resonate daily.

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"For your convenience, there's a parking garage just next door."

"For your convenience, there's a parking garage just next door." mockup

"For your convenience, there's a parking garage just next door."

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"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..." mockup

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

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'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .' mockup

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

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"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!" mockup

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

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"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..." mockup

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

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"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!" mockup

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

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"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government." mockup

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

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"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle." mockup

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

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"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?" mockup

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

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"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed." mockup

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

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Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign. mockup

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

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'When bad 401ks happen to good people' mockup

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

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Passing the Pension Time Bomb

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Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass mockup

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

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Retirement Issues

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Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it! mockup

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

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"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit." mockup

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

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A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia. mockup

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

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"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement." mockup

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

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"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space." mockup

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

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'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!' mockup

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

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'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

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"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up." mockup

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

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'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.' mockup

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

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'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.' mockup

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

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"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser." mockup

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

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'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.' mockup

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

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"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?" mockup

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

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Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle. mockup

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

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The mysterious world of ligand substitution

The mysterious world of ligand substitution mockup

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

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"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking." mockup

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

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'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.' mockup

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

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'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...'

'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...' mockup

'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...'

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Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.' mockup

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

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Parking Garage Ponderer Gifts Collection

Parking Garage Ponderer Mugs

Explore our mug collection to find humorous and thoughtful designs perfect for parking garage ponderers who enjoy a good coffee or tea break.

Parking Garage Ponderer Pillows

Discover playful and inspiring pillows that add a touch of humor to their relaxation space, perfect for those who like to ponder.

Parking Garage Ponderer Prints

Browse our art prints that showcase witty and insightful designs, ideal for parking garage pondering moments.

Parking Garage Ponderer T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts featuring humorous and clever designs that celebrate parking lot musings and creative minds.