Parking Space Ponderer Mugs

'Andrews, a parking space will be assigned to you in a day or two.'

"Here's the parking lot."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

"I couldn't find parking in the city, so I moved home, got back with my high-school girlfriend, had a baby, and got a great deal on a new car."

Valet parking.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Fish with Scuba Gear

Private Parking Enforced by Drones.

"OK then smartypants, if the universe is expanding, how come I still can't find a parking space?"

"Remember, we still have to complain about these beautiful sixty degree days when it turns seventy."

Now with ten extra minutes...Free

'Brilliant idea of yours Perkins to ensure that staff arrive on time - for thirty employees, only 20 parking spaces!'

'I've found a parking space dear - I'm just on the other side of the precinct.'

Life in cities before towing ordinances were enacted.

"It doesn't say anything about age."

'Sorry I'm late, but I had a heck of a time finding a parking space?'

" 'Parking', yes. 'Belief Systems', not so much."

Cheap Parking

The Largest Parking Lot on Earth

Good Cop, Bad Cop Parking Space

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

Park: Sorry Full.

General hospital car park. Warning! Thieves operate in this area.

"For your convenience, there's a parking garage just next door."

'Oh man, I hate parallel parking.'