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"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

"I speak Latin, you know."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"I like to stay on top of things."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

"I think he's been capitalised!"

Plays well with other people's $.

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

Making Money.

Mathematician on the couch.

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

What do you MEAN money isn't everything? We are a bank!

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

"An economic downturn has forced one company to become leaner and meaner! Even shutting down the office rumour mill, and throwing 27 people out of work!"

"So this 'customer care' idea seems to be working."

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

"Sure, revenues are up 25% since we switched from blackmailing the West, to crowdfunding, but where's the pizazz?"

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

'Thank you for the treasurer's report, Miss Elkins.'

'Good news: First-quarter profits should be strong and second-quarter prison sentences should be light.'

'If this doesn't release your endorphins, nothing will.'

Deep pockets on line two.

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'